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Clever Quips
Maybe there are some original ideas left in the world, but we're trying our best to eliminate them
Give Me Money, Jump, Come Here, Don't! Stop asking questions, just do what I tell you to.
Jump!
"Jump!"
You know this new bottle that says it's got 30% more product? That's actually more of a theoretical 30% more rather than an actual 30% more. I mean, there are 130oz in this bottle, which is 30% more than if we had ever sold a 100oz bottle.
NOW with 30% more*
Nothing says "clever marketing" like an asterisk.
It's not the 90's anymore. Face it, we may think we're still young... but we're not. In a few more short years we'll be ceding technology completely to the generations after us, not to mention having grandkids.
I'm too young
I'm too young to feel this old (2 F331 7H1S 0LD)
If I wanted to specify how high, I would have said how high.
Jump! T-Shirt
13 colors | $20.99
You know you want more, and maybe we possibly have more, than if we didn't.
NOW, with 30% more T-Shirt
31 colors | $20.99
I'm too young 2 F331 7H1S 0LD (to feel this old)<br> <br> Ok, look, we put on a good show, we got the interwebs rolling along properly. We may not like it, but we're not the up and coming thing anymore with our old and outdated memes.
I'm too young to feel this T-Shirt
31 colors | $20.99
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